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All know that April 1 is April Fool day or jokes. This custom originated in the world long ago became widespread in Poland about 400 years ago. It is celebrated in many countries around the world. It consists in making jokes, deliberately misleading, kłamaniu others to believe in something untrue. On that day, with impunity, you can even have someone spłatać trick.

April Fools

know what it was the first of April?
Kokoszce grown camel's hump,
fruwała cow in the sky a century old, and the poplar
świergotał carp.

giraffe's neck was very brief,
lion's mane fiercely shook paw,
wolf to the lamb cried: "Long live!"
a hare crossed the ocean swim.

tiger escaped from a mouse with fear,
whale elephant went on a crest, cat
grown deer horns, and
Ram - Stork beak.

Bear had bird wings on the sides,
crocodile broke in and shouted "bang!"
"April Fools!" - Cried seal, a hippopotamus
burst out laughing.

Jan Brzechwa

children in our class and have written ułożyły short, humorous poems, and some of them are given below.

***

sit two beetles,

similar to ladybugs.

eat chicken instead of potatoes

.

Weronika Zawadzka

***

dog riding a bike.

Kotek comb their feathers.

Mouse blanket spread on the beach.

Cow cheese fries at the bar.

Veronica Dembek

***

barks a donkey, dog meows, purrs

goat, pig caw.

with fear I think, what was it?

Ah! This is just my dream.

Susan Orych

***

Under a tree grows the sun,

on his head has fragrant flowers.

lives in the hollow of the dwarfs,

behind the mountains, the forests.

hedgehog is his friend,

could not be otherwise.

Peter Zasiewski

***

cat goes on the bike,

dog jumped the fence.

Mouse does fikołki,

tree using goats.

Peter King

***

sparrow sitting on the chimney,

writes letters of his girlfriend.

"Come quickly and do not hesitate, because I

, dear, here waiting."

frog sitting in the garden,
wet feet in cold water. Butterfly
seeing her this advice:
"Let your head, feed '

Bart Piłsyk

***

Vulpecula entered the tree

and pretends to be seagull.

A sparrow Elemelek

just eats paramecium.

Grześ Witek

***

Legs, legs, two centipedes,

the stonogach is bak.

O. .. including Baku fuel instead

is only a dry poppy.

Susan Markowska

***

sits a teddy bear,

name is Zdzislaw.

has friends clustered

and ridiculous hat on his head.

Simon Drzewiński

*** No dog has no tail. Michael

dying with laughter.

crows in the tree grows,

and balloons jumping on the grass.

Michael Taraszewski

***

On the lawn is ziemniaczek

dressed in kubraczek.

Besides facing each pear,

what looks like parsley.

Blaze Vinny

***

cat sitting on the fence, watching

him a pig.

surprised that it's not November, and today

April Fool.

Raphael Świętkowski

***

Luke, Luke, Look here

frog as big as a car.

I'm coming, close your eyes,

because she just pop out.

Agata Jaworek

***

When the meadow jumping rabbit

the rain washes the two dots Biedronka.

Victoria Gromek

***

hen sits on the perch,

egg probably will come of it.

I thought so and so sighs:

"Maybe you'll even breathes."

walks down the street,

lion lioness with his wife.

minki have fun,

I go to imieninki.

Natalia Kopacz

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In class, we have spring: we lovingly grown cress sown a week ago, and bulbs brought in a pot by Susan slowly lean already have some plants. Mama Zuzia think it will be daffodils, but what they grow very soon we shall see. Winnie also brought a pot and assured that it will soon color surprise.

Spring Seating

Finally today we managed to go for a walk in search of harbingers of spring . Morning, yet we were not sure whether the sun will shine, but after leaving the school we all felt the spring in the air. When children walk very carefully wypatrywały signs of spring and all carefully photographed.

immortalized on photos only images, which is a pity that you can not show the fragrant spring air, flying over the flowers, insects and spring atmosphere. Evidence that winter is gone and that spring began its reign find a lot and can be viewed in the album below.

Trailers spring

At the moment it is just my pictures. If any the children want their pictures also show, please send it to me, and will be in the album.

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could add some compatibility, eh? 16 mm tape

And here it is. The four lenses: Canon EF1.4/50, MC Pentacon 1.8/50, Helios 44-2 2 / 88, and Carl Zeiss Jena 2.8/50 plugged the Canon 7D. Many do not see the details here, but I focused on that is. I meant only to show the art lenses m42. When watching, keep in mind that the Canon costs ~ 1400 zł, a m42 you have to be the proverbial bottle. ISO was set to 640, everywhere the same white balance. You may ask why such a strange setting. I wanted to show how these lenses to sleep in a little heavier than normal conditions. All were shut to 2.8.

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Krasnogorsk-3 with a lens kitowym

Once we buy a camera which record the film, we will be only in people who have such equipment in addition, also know what it is used. Lachony ours. I have more of these cameras than the movies that I recorded on them. Not bad, eh? The most common model with us is Krasnogorsk-3, great, really great design straight from the USSR.
Why 16 and not 8? How to shoot a remake of Nosferatu, a total take 8th Why 16 and not 35? Because you do not have an uncle in Kodaku, and the other in Panavision.
Why at all? surgery! I'm serious. Compare the photo taken on film with the digital. Overwhelming difference. And in a movie anymore. Wondered why, if it costs so much, the biggest movies in Hollywood, and so turns on a tape? You have the answer. The film has a much greater dynamic range, the picture that arises on it is much more pleasing to the eye. Personally, in digital disgusted me the most noise, which produces a matrix with high sensitivity. If the tape is no such thing as noise. It is the seed that is not so syfskiego appearance.

If the tape is so beautiful, why did not she? Well it costs.
create black and white. It can still survive. On the Polish market, there are a few videos (you can count them on the fingers of one hand), which is still this deal. On average, a can containing 30.5 m tape, for example, will pay about 140 Fomapana zł. This must be invoked. There is a special kit, which costs about stówki and you should have enough for several of these clamors. There are also several places where it can cause. Advertise on the Internet. Optimistically assuming the tape and recall all the items you will pay around 230-250 zł. Not a lot until you realize that at 30 meters from the tape can be recorded at 24fps maybe two, maybe three minutes of the film. It is a plus. No one you do not bomb, that your work is some low-budget trash.
If you have a weak heart - do not read on. box color film process ECN-2 from Kodak costs around 350 zł after applying discounts for students (once I wrote to them, gave more or less just such a price). This must be invoked. In Poland, will take up to two units: WFDiF and one private. You have to count for about two zeta meter. Even though I do not want to count, because the production of the movie longer than an hour will cost more than buying a decent quality digital camera for use not only the back yard, but also semi-professional.

set TETENAL

I read somewhere once that tape to the ENC-2 process, the council can call in C41 (which is the most popular color process) on an earlier washing and isolation of carbon layer. Is this true - I have no idea. In the basement I have a whole can of Kodak's overdue. I'll try to soak it if you actually start something I will try to peel off a trigger in the set Tetenal. If anyone ever did something so strange - please contact me! Less than two scans that I found somewhere in the depths of your hard drive. Both from the same strip of exposed Krasnogorskiem. Questionable quality stems from the fact that the tape at the time of irradiation was already overdue a good 20 years. From what I remember is the period of validity ends next 89 years. Proof that the tapes have expired to stir up anything except fighting fit.

episode was not strictly part of the series of leaflets, although in some way connected with them. I warned that I will be presenting not only super tipy, but also surfacing. No! Make movies!

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I do not believe in astrology, for I am the sign of Pisces and Pisces do not believe in astrology.

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Spring walk in the class already wiosennie

with trips planned for Friday in search of signs of spring do not work out for us, and it is because the weather was awful and none of us did not want to freeze outside. This means that spring is very slowly and tentatively begins his reign. We decided not to go out of school, and in return for the children in the class painted a first spring flowers.

Most were yellow and purple crocuses, but were also snowdrops and only one, but very beautiful tuft pasque-flower. Most of the children painted with paints, plasticine others have used to complete the sketch with color.

Here are all the spring flowers painted by children:

Spring flowers

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Lord. These are not the cheap stuff. Introduction to film studies

"It will be about forty breweries."

~ Ferdynand Kiepski 

 

If I were now 20 million. U.S. dollars I would have done a super movie. I know it. Therefore, I do not have, I have several options.

1. be like Werner Herzog. Steal the camera and we're doing [1].
2. be super avant-garde author who does not turns cell because of financial problems, but for ideological reasons - "I'm Malevich cinema."
3. Being the creator of Hollywood - "I do not buy a camera! Panavision give it to me yet! Alternatively, borrow from Uncle! "
4. be like Tommy Lee Jones in" The Fugitive "- debt is at Grandma's and buy a super-pro camera."

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Ah, that have been Herzog? In total, what you had to choose, they could steal. Were Malevich? This is for certain you have a better idea of \u200b\u200bfilming than I go to Japan, there are spinning videos iPhones [2]. Borrowed from Panawujek? I congratulate! You all can let it go this chapter. Now I speak only for those who want to buy a camera and already in debt in her grandmother.
Think about it, what I really want to shoot. If the wedding is let it go, this is a guide for the great artists who have a mustache and still hold a brush in his mouth. I do not describe here specially for you a million cameras, look for yourself in Google. Do you have a thick cash? Buy a RED ONE, or ARRI Alexa. Ah, that did not you? ? Buy anything recommended on forums and it looks good on Youtube. I bought a DSLR. Deal with it. In the next episode - Leo, why?

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[1] Wikipedia says so!

[2] http://filmcyfrowy.blogspot.com/2011/01/iphone-wielofunkcyjny.html

Introduction

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against access right: originally published, the form of ebook, but with a straw in my enthusiasm has perhaps not been completed. Shape it is rather arbitrary - the present, in addition to basic guidelines, your digressions (ascent, man, confessions) about the film in a broad sense. How long will a series? I have no idea. Depends on how grafomańska desire allow. I begin putting what has been written some time ago.

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Did you do ever see the film? You did! Who did not? In the era of universal access to ever cheaper recording devices filmmaking is not a sophisticated hobby. Worse, it often produces such for anything not suitable. You say that happened to you too? Read on!

usually all start the same. We have a great record U.S. production of mobile phone, camera or home segment, if you're super-duper-pro artists, the best in the neighborhood. The actors are colleagues. The scenario is usually very complicated (and possibly to make a more professional production, change of Andrew Andrew, and Albert to Dick, or preferably to Johnny).

- Andrew! - What? - Shit! Andrew struck Wenceslas in the face.

Nokia e71 at maximum zoom shows the face-centered Andrew, when a friend starts to talk to him. Not to vary the focal length. The camera loses both objects of sight, because the operator does not stand up and laughs when Albert gets in the mouth. On the back can hear howls from colleagues, the cell is located somewhere on the ground.

The first film we already have. Captivating storyline, the acting extremely precise, professional operator. Only when you read the comments on Youtube, "what a gufno", we realize that our production was not as good as at the beginning we thought and did not provide us with more permanent place in the pantheon of cinema celebrities.
And here is where the item come me and I have just read. With me will be the new Bergman.

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Spring came

first day of the calendar spring wypatrywaliśmy impatiently. Although we like the winter too, but this year somehow we so badly stretched.

The fact that spring is near a lot of evidence shows: we have already seen crocuses blooming in front of school, find a basis in the sky, no snow for quite some time, the sun becoming more frequent and brighter lights, and the window of our class bustling with birds, trying to repair the nest ...

is enough?
Later this week we choose to walk in search of spring, and photos - evidence - we'll show on this blog.

Today at school it was a coming. Children in our class wore different items like spring greens, yellows and other oranges and reds .

Thus wiosennie presented to our children:

Now that spring has come!

SPRING IS COMING

It's raining warm rain, warm sun
Nice,
But still the night is cold
jabłonkom.

Already over the ditch
Grass grows like a brush,
And at the first fence
blossomed daisy.

spring is coming, going,
can see it from afar
And in towns and villages
Everyone is waiting for it.

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Curious recorded through the window ... It turns out that curiosity has grown into a solid size. In a matter of fact this is my first such high viral reach ...

Well I must admit that the number of hits on me totally surprised. I knew that the film has the potential to Viral, but it is something unusual. The film has reached 50 thousand. impressions in just 10 days after publication.

At first I sent it to a friend gg and threw in his 2 accounts on facebook. Later in the trench, but there did not do crazy. But one of the permanent members joemonster threw it to the site - and then it began ...

At a time when the movie hit the main page of the increase was unlikely.

I remember 3 days after placing the film on You Tube I looked at the number of impressions in the south. There were already about 3000. An increase of more than 2,000 at a time when I slept impressed me - but in utter amazement introduced me nearly 20 thousand views, when I looked at the stats just 12 hours later ...

Something unusual ... :)

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Adults read to children

Today we stayed at our friend's grandfather's class - Kamila Łuczyk - Mr. Winnicki Kazimierz.

It was already the second meeting the series "Adults read to children," , implemented under the Comenius school project "The Art of Reading - the power of creation."

It turned out that our guest has to do with reading, and even more with writing. In 2008, wrote and published a book of poems Fri "The real love letter" , in the year 2009 second volume, entitled "I wanted to read poems to you ..." , and came to us to read some of your favorite children books.

It was very interesting, because Mr. Kazimierz read portions of books, which children do not know. The first book is a reminder of childhood Fri "Exploring szyszkowego grandfather Kędziorzyny Mary. Next is a short story Fri "A goose egg" from a set Szelburg Eve - Zarembina Fri "Funny stories" and finally liked the story of a dwarf child, which she described in the book Lucy Krzemieniecka Fri "The adventures of dwarf Hałabały" .

These booklets grandparents and grandmothers often read her grandchildren.

One of them, our guests left us in the classroom, so that in his spare time to come back and read together. Mr Kazimierz
We also read several of his poems, which appealed particularly to girls. Children also read aloud together two tales: "Gęsiareczkę" and "an ass's skin" .

Finally, children cordially thanked the guest a nice meeting and gave them a commemorative certificate signed by all.

very happy posing for a common picture.

It was very nice meeting, it was interesting to listen to books read by Camilla's grandfather.

meeting with Mr. Kazimierz Winnickim

Thank you Jill Winnickiemu for the nice meeting in our classroom and we hope to keep his word and visit us again, and maybe write a book for children.

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Walking and walking the comforting world will little by little and one day when you can no longer take a further step of fatigue, you will realize that no se puede Escapar del dolor, que hay que domesticarlo couple no molesta.

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I used to talk to you in Polish, so let him stay longer, even though these words relate to a book written by you in English.

Thank you for the magical transportation. Reading brushed the child's sensitivity to distant, looking at the world through the eyes of great - półbaśniowo, półgroteskowo. Once upon a time, just once, reaching klechdy po. To juz było po Andersena ogrodzie to przed niesamowitościami Poe. To było, jak Teraz, między.

Teresa Matuśkiewicz

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Famous people read to children

The realization of our Task Comenius Art read - might create " invited to a special guest in our class - the actress Jewish Theatre in Warsaw, Ms. Monika Chrząstowska . Monika has accepted the invitation, and we visited with great pleasure Ms. us.

We

adventure began with tales from the stories: "Three Little Pigs," "Tales of the Fisherman and the golden rybce" and legends Fri "Wars and Sawa . Veronica then read a fairy tale of Patrick Fri "Thumbelina" . Next on the agenda was a joint recitation of poems "Locomotive" and "elephant Trąbalski" . Some children were prepared for the declamation contest poems and presented them to willing guest.

In the last part of the meeting, children were able to demonstrate their skills under the direction of actors and director - Ms Monica - zainscenizowały poems "Tomato" and "At the stall," .

Our kids gave their all and the last production was a real actor's performance.
advantage of this special occasion kids were asking for an autograph, and inscribed them with Ms Monika short poems.

At the end of a beautifully thanked for his visit, a delegation of students presented the flowers and the memorial guest book, in which each a card that was beautifully decorated heart of every child.

We were all impressed by the meeting with this lovely person. It was a remarkable day and a very nice meeting. This guy was a real treat for us.

fabulous meeting

We thank Mrs. Monica Chrząstowskiej a visit to our classroom, and a beautiful reading of fairy tales, as well as mom Natalka - Mrs. Elvira Kopacz, who made this visit has come to fruition. We hope for more such meetings.