Thursday, March 31, 2011

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All know that April 1 is April Fool day or jokes. This custom originated in the world long ago became widespread in Poland about 400 years ago. It is celebrated in many countries around the world. It consists in making jokes, deliberately misleading, kłamaniu others to believe in something untrue. On that day, with impunity, you can even have someone spłatać trick.

April Fools

know what it was the first of April?
Kokoszce grown camel's hump,
fruwała cow in the sky a century old, and the poplar
świergotał carp.

giraffe's neck was very brief,

lion's mane fiercely shook paw,
wolf to the lamb cried: "Long live!"
a hare crossed the ocean swim.

tiger escaped from a mouse with fear,

whale elephant went on a crest, cat
grown deer horns, and
Ram - Stork beak.

Bear had bird wings on the sides,

crocodile broke in and shouted "bang!"
"April Fools!" - Cried seal, a hippopotamus
burst out laughing.
Jan Brzechwa


children in our class and have written ułożyły short, humorous poems, and some of them are given below.

***
sit two beetles,
similar to ladybugs.
eat chicken instead of potatoes
.
Weronika Zawadzka

***
dog riding a bike.
Kotek comb their feathers.
Mouse blanket spread on the beach.
Cow cheese fries at the bar.
Veronica Dembek

***
barks a donkey, dog meows, purrs
goat, pig caw.
with fear I think, what was it?
Ah! This is just my dream.
Susan Orych

***
Under a tree grows the sun,
on his head has fragrant flowers.
lives in the hollow of the dwarfs,
behind the mountains, the forests.
hedgehog is his friend,
could not be otherwise.
Peter Zasiewski

***
cat goes on the bike,
dog jumped the fence.
Mouse does fikołki,
tree using goats.
Peter King

***
sparrow sitting on the chimney,
writes letters of his girlfriend.
"Come quickly and do not hesitate, because I
, dear, here waiting."

frog sitting in the garden,
wet feet in cold water. Butterfly
seeing her this advice:
"Let your head, feed '
Bart Piłsyk

***
Vulpecula entered the tree
and pretends to be seagull.
A sparrow Elemelek
just eats paramecium.
Grześ Witek

***
Legs, legs, two centipedes,
the stonogach is bak.
O. .. including Baku fuel instead
is only a dry poppy.
Susan Markowska

***
sits a teddy bear,
name is Zdzislaw.
has friends clustered
and ridiculous hat on his head.
Simon Drzewiński

*** No dog has no tail. Michael
dying with laughter.
crows in the tree grows,
and balloons jumping on the grass.
Michael Taraszewski

***
On the lawn is ziemniaczek
dressed in kubraczek.
Besides facing each pear,
what looks like parsley.
Blaze Vinny

***
cat sitting on the fence, watching
him a pig.
surprised that it's not November, and today
April Fool.
Raphael Świętkowski

***
Luke, Luke, Look here
frog as big as a car.
I'm coming, close your eyes,
because she just pop out.
Agata Jaworek

***
When the meadow jumping rabbit
the rain washes the two dots Biedronka.
Victoria Gromek

***
hen sits on the perch,
egg probably will come of it.
I thought so and so sighs:
"Maybe you'll even breathes."

walks down the street,
lion lioness with his wife.
minki have fun,
I go to imieninki.
Natalia Kopacz

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